Jokes

Easy Eggs

One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for breakfast and noticed that the cook behind the counter…

Military Computer

World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve anystrategic or tactical problem. Military leaders are assembled in front of…

Out Of Step

As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man…

Military Time

My wife never quite got the hang of the 24-hour military clock. One day she called the orderly room to speak with me. The person who…

Friendly Bears

On a military training exercise, the British divisional command radio operatorswere getting very bored one quiet night, when breaking the silence a voice asked over…

New Captain

After completing medical officers training, a new captain was assigned to a small Army post in a Boston suburb. She arrived after dark and was directed…

Why is it that we have to speak English

An officer in the U.S. Naval reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from both the U.S. Navy and the French Navy. At a cocktail…

That's Not It

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it"…

Flight Engineer in Panama

As a flight engineer, I had been stationed in Panama for several months before the December 1989 invasion. Ever since I began my air force flying…

Quizzing A Young Naval Student

The grizzled old sea captain was quizzing a young naval student. “What steps would youtake if a sudden storm came up on the starboard?”“I'd…

A New Soldier Was On Sentry Duty

A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No carwas to enter unless it had a special sticker…

Lovely Girl

An Army driver was chauffeur to a Major who was a notorious womanizer. One day, the major saw a lovely girl. “Turn the car around,” he…

Arrange The Meeting

Reports from Afghanistan say that the Marine Special Forces have been seen wearing t-shirts that read:It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden.It's our job…

New Plane

My friend, an ex-Marine Aviator wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane. Iwas riding along as he put it through its paces. Suddenly, we…

A Navy officer was cutting through

A Navy officer was cutting through ...A Navy officer was cutting through the crew's quarters of his ship one day andhappened upon a sailor…