Jokes
The amazing flying dog
A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her…
Two fools are about to go flying
Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on…
He is a very smart dog
I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a…
There was just a dog fight
A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?""Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What…
The story of the bats
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."…
Steven Wright on dogs
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.I…
Three very tough mice
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful…
A good chess player
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a…
These chickens want books
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire…
A frog calls a psychic
Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.…
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?A duck filled fatty puss.
Animal Truisms
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Buy a…
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?Too many cheetahs.
The Feline Diet
Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting. Well now there is…
Bear-Hunting Preacher
A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to thehills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a…