Jokes
Milk Bath For Beauty
An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks and make her beautiful…
Fellowship of Blondes
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.She went…
Three Blondes In The Forest
Three blondes are walking through the forest. They come upon some tracks. The first blonde says, "They're deer tracks." The second blonde says, "They're bear tracks."…
2 Really Dopey Blondes
Two blondes are on a bus and one of them looks out the window and see's two other blondes in the middle of a feild rowing…
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Blonde Pearls
What did the blonde say when he opened the box of Cheerios?Doughnut seeds!Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet ?So…
The During Messy Divoce
A couple in the middle of a messy divorce case find themselves in court battling over custody of little Johnny, their only child. In order to…
The Mirror
Legend has it that there is a coffee bar inNew York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands…
Car Swerving
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a…
The Redhead
A young Redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it."Impossible", says the doctor. "Show me."She takes…
Blonde in First Class
In a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first-class section and requested that she move to economy since…
Blonde Riding a Horse
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons.She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall,…
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Blonde on the Sun
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"The American said, "We were the…
She Was So Blonde That
She tripped over a cordless phone.She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice…