Jokes

Fancy Cooking

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking."I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything…

Santa Claus is a Woman?

There is absolutely NO way Santa is female. Here's why:First, Christmas would be late every year. The line at the department store would never move…

Computer Gender

Why computers should be considered masculine:1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.2. They have a lot of data…

Perspective

An English professor wrote the words, "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.The men…

A Husband

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking."I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything…

Man Discovered

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.Man discovered colors, invented painting.Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.Man discovered speech, invented conversation.Woman…

The Most Important

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.Man discovered colors, invented painting.Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.Man discovered speech, invented conversation.Woman…

Brain Transplant

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.…

The Power of Woman

There were 11 people - ten men and one woman - hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.They all decided that one…

Chemical Analysis

Element name: WOMAN.Symbol: WO.Atomic weight: 'Don't even go there'.Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time.…

Emergency Room

A blond guy with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment."What happened" asked the doctor."Well, my wife was ironing…

Male or Female

From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female nouns, and readers were asked to assign a…