Jokes
A Forgetful Bartender
A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes $9.00."But I paid,…
The Dog Bites
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints…
On The Buses
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.She looks the man up…
A Good Samaritan
A Good Samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do…
The Free Drinks For The Bline
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring…
A Circus Owner
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot…
A Drunken Man Walked Into A Bar
A drunken man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and…
A Man In A Mar
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?""My…
A Man Walks Into A Bar
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The…
Christmas Parrot
A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife.The store manager tells him he has…
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing: 'Hi, we're…
The Wittle Wabbits
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.…
The Heavenly Cat
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told…
One Day An Out Of Work
One day an out of work mime was visiting the zoo, where he attempted to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as…