Jokes
End Of An Error
1. Bush: End of an Error2. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway3. Let's Fix Democracy in this Country First4. If…
What Is Politics?
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the…
The Pepole On Tour
The Pope has just finished a tour of Napa Valley and is taking a limousine to San Francisco. Having never driven a limo, the Pope asks…
Will you marry me?
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes".The next…
A final diagnosis
Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains annoyed meAnd I couldn't sleep…
The Little Red Hen
Once upon a time, on a farm in Arkansas, there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few…
Night Watchman
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night,…
Do all fairy tales begin with “Once Upon A Time?
A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with “Once Upon A Time?” “No,” he replied. A whole lot of them begin with…
At the height of a political corruption trial
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attackeda witness.“Isn't it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to…
Candidate Clinton vs. President Clinton
Candidate Bill Clinton: Cut taxes for middle classPresident Bill Clinton: Wants to raise themCandidate Bill Clinton: Vowed not to tamper with Social SecurityPresident…
Here is a free puppy
The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had.He…
Find out who is in control
At a recent interview, it seems that Bill Clinton broke out in rage after being asked a line of questions about him being controlled.Interviewer: "Who…
Decoding the speeches of Bill Clinton
Some key definitions to help decode Clinton's speeches. More will be added as the President's meaning becomes clear. Remember, do not attach meaning to words, it's…
Clinton's wish for world peace
Clinton is on the beach at Martha's Vinyard and finds that an old bottle has washed ashore. When the Prez opens it a very wan Genie…
Hillary goes to heaven
Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached her and says "Hillary, I know you're 'somebody' down on Earth, but up…