Jokes

The Doorbell

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the…

Home Donations

A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the neighborhood who said, "I'm collecting donations for the new…

Who to Blame

When you have three young boys it is hard to know who to blame when something goes wrong in the house. One father explains how he…

Worm

Little Josh was brought to Dr. Gill cause he hadn't eaten anything for days. Dr. Gill offered him all the goodies he could think of. No…

Small Talk

The service area was located on a main highway leading to the beach. The pump attendant was accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned occupants in the…

Hi, Daddy!

A housewife with three young children was getting dinner ready when the phone rang. The six-year-old picked it up and said, "Hi, Daddy!" and she began…

Counting Sheep

Ferne Southern said she was staying with her 8-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, while her parents were out of town.Brooke was delaying bedtime, as usual, so her…

Tickets

A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz. Others watched with varying…

Darkness

A Little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.…

Dinosaur Plumbing

Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire fixture, no small feat for a non-plumber. Jammed inside the drain…

Henry Ford

The fourth-grade class was studying the development of the auto industry. The teacher had emphasized the role playedby Henry Ford, whose assembly lines decreased production…

Eye Laugh

Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride, from Dayton, Ohio, to Washington, DC.A vendor came down the corridor selling…

I was very lonely when I was a child

I was very lonely when I was a child. I only had two imaginary friends... And they would only play with each other.

Close Your Eyes

Julie and kids had just returned from church. My 5 and 7 year old kids were showing me the faces they'd drawn in Sunday school. Now,…

Bathroom Procedure

On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."A little…