When The Log Rolls Over
There was two men and an old lady. The first man goes to a hotel and says if he could rent a room and they said yes. So he goes into the bathroom, he is brushing his teeth and he hears,"when the log rolls over we all will die" so he jumps out the window and dies.
So now the second man comes in and asks if he could rent a room and they say yes. So he walks into the bathroom and all of a sudden he hears "when the log rolls over we all will die" so he jumps out the window and dies.
Next the old lady walks and says if she could rent a room and they said yes. When the old lady walks in the bathroom she hears "when the the log rolls over we all will die" so she looks in the toilet and sees ants floting in a piece of shit and they are singing when the log rolls over we all will die.