Jokes
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his…
The Blonde And The Cute Sheep
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown.A few days later,…
Duck walks into a feed
A duck walks into a feed store and asks, ''Got any duck feed?''The clerk tells him, ''No, we don't have a market for it it…
The Good Old Days
A sales clerk asked his boss how to handle people who complained about the current prices compared to the low prices in the good old days.…
Work Break
TO ALL EMPLOYEESDue to increased competition and a keen desire to remain in business, we find it necessary to institute a new policy:EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY…
The sales manager was wrapping up her pep talk
The sales manager was wrapping up her pep talk to new staff members. “Just remember this,” she said. “Always be sincere, whether you mean it or…
Son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law."I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man."To…
We Deliver
The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for…
New Model Bathroom Scale
The bathroom scale manufacturer was very proud of the new model being introducedat the trade fair. “Listen to these features it's calibrated to one-one-hundredth of…
Lacking Intelligence?
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking…
Blonde Interview
As an administrative assistant at a chiropractic office, I called an insurance company to verify benefits for a patient. Although the call was important, I couldn't…
A real estate salesman and his boss
A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that thepiece of land he had sold was completely under water.“That…
I'm the Boss
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that…