Jokes

Trying To Fly

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his…

The Blonde And The Cute Sheep

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown.A few days later,…

Duck walks into a feed

A duck walks into a feed store and asks, ''Got any duck feed?''The clerk tells him, ''No, we don't have a market for it it…

3 Dogs

A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she…

Nice Job

Programmer at this retail chain gets an assignment to add some functionality to four reporting applications. One change request is to add passwords to one of…

The Good Old Days

A sales clerk asked his boss how to handle people who complained about the current prices compared to the low prices in the good old days.…

Work Break

TO ALL EMPLOYEESDue to increased competition and a keen desire to remain in business, we find it necessary to institute a new policy:EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY…

The sales manager was wrapping up her pep talk

The sales manager was wrapping up her pep talk to new staff members. “Just remember this,” she said. “Always be sincere, whether you mean it or…

Son-in-law

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law."I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man."To…

We Deliver

The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for…

New Model Bathroom Scale

The bathroom scale manufacturer was very proud of the new model being introducedat the trade fair. “Listen to these features it's calibrated to one-one-hundredth of…

Lacking Intelligence?

AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking…

Blonde Interview

As an administrative assistant at a chiropractic office, I called an insurance company to verify benefits for a patient. Although the call was important, I couldn't…

A real estate salesman and his boss

A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that thepiece of land he had sold was completely under water.“That…

I'm the Boss

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that…