Jokes
Funny Criminal
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.As soon as he had a…
Son marrying
Dad to his feiend:My wife is unhappy because our son is marrying an american girl.I am happy because he is not marrying an american…
Percentage from building bridge
An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the Senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the…
A begger in busy street
A man and his wife were walking on a busy street. Coming to a corner a begger shouted out to the lady:"Oh sundari!!! andhha huu.…
Indian's Business Mind
God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates ..............."Look everything should be in balance. For every 10…
Laloo to telephone operator
Laloo to a long-distance telephone operator:"COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PATNA AND LAS VEGAS?"Operator: "JUST A MINUTE, SIR ..."Laloo:…
A mug of beer
An insect falls into a mug of beer...African : Takes the insect out and drinks the beerChinese : Eats the insect and throws the…
Indian team manager
ndian Team Manager : "Hello" (over Phone)Caller :"Can I talk to dada Please,I am his friend and calling from Hyderabad."Indian Team Manager: "Sorry,he went…
The mouths of babes
Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?""Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.A few minutes later, the…
Teacher & little boy
Teacher: Where does God live?Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.Teacher: Why do you say that?Little boy: Well, every morning my…
Lakers fan
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Lakers fans too.Everyone…
A small boy
A small boy is sent to bed by his father.Five minutes later:"Da-ad...""What?""I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?""No.…
Praying at bed time
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.At bedtime, the two boys kneeled down beside their beds to say their prayers. Suddenly, the…
Girl about a whale
A girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though…
Little heart
Little Johnny was attending his first day of school.The teacher advised the class to start the day with the pledge of allegiance, and instructed them…