Jokes
Info from the Doctor
A little old woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, "Mount Sinai Hospital? Hello. Darling, I'd like to talk with the person who gives the information…
Being Polite
While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room…
Circumcision
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over…
The woman's husband
The ComaThe woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single…
My Wife is Deaf
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first…
A college physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why do we have to learn this…
The Veterinary Clinic
Glenn took his dog to the veterinary clinic, and laid its limp body on the table. The doctor pulled out his stethoscope, listened to the dog's…
Memory Test
Three elderly men visited the doctor for a memory test. The doctor asked the first one, "What's three times three?""285!" the man replied.Worried, the…
Things you don't want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord…
High Blood Pressure
When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family.""Your mother's side or…
Boss wants too much
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.Consequently, when on…
Smith goes to see his supervisor
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me…
A sardar on an interview
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?Sardar- Thanks for giving me…