Jokes

One Sunday

One Sunday, sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.…

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later,…

An old Wild West

An old Wild West fort is about to be attacked. The wily old General sends for his trusty Indian Scout. "You must use all your years…

An Evil Atheist Explorer

An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to…

Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in…

Indian Message To The Moon

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, they did some astronaut training on a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his son…

Reasons to allow drinking at work

The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince…

Three vampires go to a bar

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The…

Seven whiskey shots

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"The man says,…

A motorway walks into a pub one day

A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks…

A man goes into a bar

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"The man says,…

There's a man sitting at a bar

There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver…

A serious drunk walked

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and…

A man goes to a bar with his dog

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring…

Way home from the bar

John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that…