A young boy walked up to his father and asked, "Dad? Does a lawyer ever tell the truth?"The father thought for a moment. "Yes, son,"…

The Pope dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, Saint Peter shows him to his new quarters which turn out to be a tiny…

There was a fence that divided Heaven from Hell. One day God notices that the devil's side is in pretty bad shape. It is falling down,…

A Rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car. They run out of gas and are forced to stop at a farmer's house. The…

A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped…

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink…

Before going on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights a bit long and the protective shades I wore left a…

Kids these days, they grow up too quickly and know entirely too much too soon. I mean this one friend of mine was trying to get…

One summer evening a young son came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help.His…

When Ruth's grandson Jordan was 5, he always told everyone he wanted to be a doctor when he grew up. One day he was running through…

A boy of three and a girl of four, were playing house one day. They played that they were man & wife and they were going…

A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class.The little girl was quite indignant. "No, daddy, I…

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the…

A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the neighborhood who said, "I'm collecting donations for the new…

When you have three young boys it is hard to know who to blame when something goes wrong in the house. One father explains how he…