Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his…

A waiter approached the man studying the menu carefully at the fancy restaurant. "May I take your order, sir?" he asked."Well, I was wondering how…

My dog chewed the tongue on one of my new, expensive running shoes. I hoped to save my investment, so I took the sneakers to a…

Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I was amazed…

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store.…

There was a cat and a mouse who went to heaven, and they were there at the same time. Well, the mouse approaches God's throne, and…

One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields. The first cow said, "I'm telling you, this mad cow disease is getting…

A couple was going out for the evening. The last thing they did was to put the cat out.The taxi arrived, and as the couple…

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial – a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs.…

NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a…

A very wealthy lawyer vacationed for several weeks each year at his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Each summer, he would invite friends to…

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which…

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:“My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling…

A young couple were driving down the road one day, happily, deliriously in love and due to be married the next day. Suddenly, a large truck…

The relatives of the family's rich dowager gathered for the reading of her willafter her long awaited death.“Being of sound mind,” read the lawyer,…