Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave…

A housewife called up a pet store and said, "Send me thirty-thousand cockroaches at once.""What in the world do you want with thirty-thousand cockroaches?" asked…

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "No way, pal. I don't think you can pay for it."…

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following:"HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must…

A frog walks into a bank and asks the teller, "Who do I talk to about getting a loan?" The teller shows him to the office…

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot…

When I was visiting a friend who lived on the edge of a wilderness preserve, we drove along a rutted trail, and we saw a small…

Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4:44 A.M. by his ringing telephone."Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me…

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you…

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing…

Then there is researcher Peter Fong, who has given new meaning to the expression "happy as a clam." The Gettysburg College biologist stumbled onto the fact…

An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the Amazon, when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to…

An baby rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This adoption…

There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and…