Jokes
Little Bobby
Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on…
Afraid of the Dark
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.…
The Dalmatian
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat…
Kids In Church
After a church service on Sunday Morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."…
A priest at the preschool
A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing when a group of little ones were trotting by on the…
English Essay
Jimmy's English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best of his pupils. So it was only to be expected that he would get furious…
A Second Wife
When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one…
Can I Play with the Boys?
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're…
What It Means
Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by.She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't…
Who would Know?
The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of hisfront door onto the porch. Someone called 911.When the paramedics arrived, they…
Noah took unto himself a wife
Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the…
Were You Born In A Barn?
Our son was constantly wandering in and out of the house, leaving the front or back door wide open."Once and for all, will you PLEASE…
Making Babies
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."The mother, more that…
Lost Weight
Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit.Her seven-year-old niece was watching as…
Feeding Shamu
At Sea World, our grandson absolutely refused to see the show featuring Shamu the killer whale, but he wouldn't tell us why.No amount of discussion…