According to the Alaskan Department of Fish and game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their…

I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its crass commercialism and forced frivolity, but because it's the season when the food police come…

I figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my son to begin having doubts about Santa Claus. Sure enough, one day he said, "Mom,…

Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an…

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy,…

1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog…

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It's Christmas, Eve !How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?Tell…

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,Every creature was hurting-- even the mouse.The toys were all broken, their batteries dead;Santa…

Top Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like10. Hey! There's a gift!9. Well, well, well ...8. Boy, if I…

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically ChallengedSchizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented AreDementia --- I…

'Twas the night before Christmaswhen all through the houseI searched for the toolsto hand to my spouseInstructions were studiedand we were…

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality: We Three Queens Disoriented Are.Narcissism: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!Dementia: I Think I'll…

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defences were up, with electronic eyes. Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds,As enemy…

'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the houseNothing would fit me, not even a blouse.The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste…

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.Are you choking?No, I really did!Doctor, Doctor I think I need glassesYou certainly do, Sir, this is…