The following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and…

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.On a Sears…

Actual headlines collected from local, national, and international newspapers that are rather ambiguous. It is clear what the writer was trying to say, but in each…

There was a business man driving down this country road when he spotted a little boy that had a lemonade stand-- it being hot and him…

A boy of three and a girl of four, were playing house one day. They played that they were man & wife and they were going…

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and…

When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked his age. The little boy held up four fingers."Oh, you're 4,"…

One summer evening a young son came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help.His…

Delighted by the gift she had received, the lady spoke warmly to the boy, "At church tomorrow, I'll thank your mother for this lovely pie.""If…

Kids these days, they grow up too quickly and know entirely too much too soon. I mean this one friend of mine was trying to get…

I recently took my 5 kids to the Naval Air Museum in Pensacola Florida (a great museum and free admission). They have one room that is…

Before going on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights a bit long and the protective shades I wore left a…

After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told…

Connie told her 4-year-old grandson, Dean, not to jump on the beds. After several warnings she punished him, explaining that should he fall, he would hurt…

One summer evening a young son came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help.His…