Jokes

Get Well Soon

A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept…

Get well message

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept…

Speeding

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver's license?Driver: I don't have one.…

Investigating A Homicide

A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman.The body was…

FHA Loan

A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA (Federal Housing Administration) loan for a client. He was told that the loan would be granted if he could…

Equation of earnings

The Equation of earningsEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof has been developed that explains…

Four corporate presidents kidnapped by terrorists

Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by…

Tyson Foods visits the Pope

A guy from Tyson Foods arranges to visit the Pope. After receiving the papal blessing, he whispers, “Your Eminence, do we have a deal for you.…

Reading between the lines

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without3 wasting company time talking…

Unscheduled Outage

It's thunderstorm season and when the power goes out at one branch office, the uninterruptible power supplies kick in, everything gracefully shuts down, and the technician…

Murphy applied for an engineering position

Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same…

Are You a Professional

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."Scroll down for each answer. The…

Dear Milkman

Dear Milkman"Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one.""Please leave an extra pint of paralyzed milk.""Please don't leave any more…

Eggplants

A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25¢ each -- three for a dollar."All day long, customers came in exclaiming:"Don't be ridiculous!…

Mexican Fisherman

The American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small…