Jokes

A homosexual walked into a delicatessen

A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would you like it sliced, sir?" the shopkeeper asked politely."What do…

A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels

A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hewitt and Edward Subitzky from the Journal of Irreproducible Results, Vol 36, No. 1As…

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink exceptthat gay…

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drinkexcept that gay…

Husband to wife as they emerge from a long session

Husband to wife as they emerge from a long session with a marriage guidancecounsellor: ?Darling, I love you.??There you go again,? snapped his wife.…

An organization that makes men fear marriage

The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was highly successful…

A way to save your marriage

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him,…

A very desperate marriage

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of…

A staged wedding to bust dealers

As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i.…

A secret pregnant lover

At the rehearsal dinner for my boss' daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant teenage girl suddenly appeared at the back of the room screaming ten…

A Mother's Dictionary

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the…

A kid's view on marriage

What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old"When…

I can afford something imported

Doctor: Shall I gave your wife a local anaesthetic??Businessman: ?Certainly not. I can afford something imported..?.

Young son has swallowed a coin

The frantic-looking lady came rushing out of her house into the street andcried: ?Help! Help! My young son has swallowed a coin and is choking.…

Why are you looking so worried

Doctor?s wife: ?Why are you looking so worried, dear??Doctor: ?I think I?ve at last cured that Smith fellow.?Doctor?s wife: ?So why are you so…