Jokes
Doctor, do you think that I will live until Im a hundred?
Patient: ?Doctor, do you think that I will live until I?m a hundred??Doctor: ?Do you smoke or drink??Patient: ?No.?Doctor: ?Do you drive fast…
Doctor can i give him sedative
Pretty young nurse: ?Doctor, every time I take this young man?s pulse it getsfaster. Should I give him a sedative??Doctor: ?No. Just give him…
Doctor takes patient temperature
Doctor: ?Nurse! Did you take this patient?s temperature??Nurse: ?Why, doctor? Is it missing??
A very interesting fact
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. 'Pop,' he says, 'you can't run Windows 95 on yourold, slow 386. Everyone knows that…
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer. Abbot: That's great Lou. What did you get?…
A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car
A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyedwater sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and wasvery small. The…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of aircraft's electronic navigation and communicationequipment. Due to the clouds and haze the…
An Internet Christmas
T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.The e-mails were stacked…
Addicted to the Web
(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy -- althoughMy boss let me go --Happily addicted to…
A parent's night before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.Instructions were studied and we were inspired,In hopes…