I went hunting for the first time. I shot an elk. I felt really bad at first, but the guy was wearing a plaid leisure suit.

It's been a big year for my eight-year-old. Two months ago, he made his first confession. Took the cops four hours to break him. He's got…

If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, then it's a victory.

I think violence is wonderful, but what I object to in boxing is the total lack of explanation as to what happened between these guys to…

I chose the tuba based on this theory: if you're not cool enough to be a cheerleader, make sure you're carrying something big enough to knock…

Black people don't hijack planes, alright? Now I'll be the first to admit, we steal a lot of stuff, but we do not hijack planes. In…

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents…

A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes.

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when Little Johnny, on his new shiny bike, stopped beside him.

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can't just turn her away, and orders the desk officer to…

So you think you're the only one who can be funny when getting pulled over by a cop? Well, in this edition, the police officer strikes…

A few overworked deputy sheriffs deserved a vaction, together they decided to go on a mountain retreat. Since police officers are so underpaid, they decided to…

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle…

A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he…

A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in…