Jokes
The Doorbell
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the…
Home Donations
A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the neighborhood who said, "I'm collecting donations for the new…
Who to Blame
When you have three young boys it is hard to know who to blame when something goes wrong in the house. One father explains how he…
Small Talk
The service area was located on a main highway leading to the beach. The pump attendant was accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned occupants in the…
Hi, Daddy!
A housewife with three young children was getting dinner ready when the phone rang. The six-year-old picked it up and said, "Hi, Daddy!" and she began…
Counting Sheep
Ferne Southern said she was staying with her 8-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, while her parents were out of town.Brooke was delaying bedtime, as usual, so her…
Dinosaur Plumbing
Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire fixture, no small feat for a non-plumber. Jammed inside the drain…
Henry Ford
The fourth-grade class was studying the development of the auto industry. The teacher had emphasized the role playedby Henry Ford, whose assembly lines decreased production…
I was very lonely when I was a child
I was very lonely when I was a child. I only had two imaginary friends... And they would only play with each other.
Close Your Eyes
Julie and kids had just returned from church. My 5 and 7 year old kids were showing me the faces they'd drawn in Sunday school. Now,…
Bathroom Procedure
On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."A little…