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A father knelt with his son to hear his prayers. The three year old boy began in all seriousness: "Our Father who Art in Heaven, how…
Heaven Bound
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"The boy thought it over…
Mother of Jesus
A ten year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible.Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking,…
The seagull
A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore,…
My Wish for My Grandchildren
We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse.For my grandchildren, I'd like better.I'd really like for…
The Kittens
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother,"There were 2 boy kittens and…
First Time in Church
The little girl went to church for the first time. As she was leaving with her parents, the minister asked how she had liked church."I…
A very dirty little fellow
A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I? " Ready to play the game she…
Cat Gets Killed
A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how he…
Tupperware party
One evening after dinner, a five-year-old son noticed that his mother had gone out and he asked, "Where did mommy go?"In answer to his questions,…
Discipline
An irritated father complained to his golf buddy. "When I was a kid, my parents sent me to my room without supper if I misbehaved. But…
Children Should Be Seen
During a dinner party, the hosts' two small children entered the dining room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed…