Jokes
Don't Ignore the Kids
The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers first. Finally he got around to…
Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby-sitter."
Quiet in Church
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"…
Children's Moments Sermon
During our church's worship service, the pastor invites all the young childrento join him near the altar for the “Children's Moments Sermon”.One day, with…
Stained Glass
A minister tells of his first Sunday in a new parish and of presenting the children's message. It seems the sanctuary in the new church had…
Pray for me!
One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense…
For the Sick
A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?" "No" her mother replied. "Well,…
Lot's wife
The Sunday school teacher had just finished the lesson. She had taught the portion of the Bible that told of how Lot's wife lookedback and…
Wrong Feet
Another three-year-old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are…
Large Family
A large family, with seven children, moved to a new city. They were having a difficult time finding an apartment to live in. Many apartments were…
Slow Sammy
A young fellow by the name of Sammy liked to hang out at Mom and Pop's Grocery Store. Pop didn't know what Sammy's problem was, but…
Sleeping Arrangements
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he…
False teeth
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued…