Jokes
History paper research on the Internet
Man: "How's your history paper coming?"Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it's been very helpful.Man: "Really?"…
I will do anything to pass
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I would do anything to pass this…
Why must we learn this?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information"…
Discussing Grades
A high-school student came home from school seeming rather depressed."What's the matter, son," asked his mother."Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my marks. They're…
Sweep the Floor
Your first job will be to sweep the floor.But I'm a college student the young man replied.In that case give me the broom -…
College Majors
College MajorsSuppose you have a professor hold up two apples and asks a class "How many objects am I holding?" you would probably get different…
Dating in College
1. In an imaginary world a kiss would signify the end of sexual tension and the beginning of a relationship. In college, it means somebody is…
Definately
"Ok class" said the teacher of a 2nd grade class "todays word is definately can anyone use it in a sentance" Betty raised her hand "the…
Aggies and T-sips
What does a t-sip (UT grad) call an AGGIE after graduation?BOSS!!!!!WHOOP!
Afraid of Dihydrogen Monoxide
A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned…
A Message From Your Computer
A Message From Your Computer:You look really sexy in that...thing you've got on tonight. Ilike the way your eyes are always open when you…
A "Not So Erudite" Limerick
There once was a queer from Khartoum Who took a lesbian up to his room They argued all night Over who had the right To do…
Ways 2 Annoy Your Roommate
1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.3. Twitch a lot.4. Pretend…
College Seniors vs. Freshmen
Freshmen: Are never in bed past noon.Seniors: Are never out of bed before noon.Freshmen: Read the syllabus to find out what classes they can…