Jokes
What is the chemical formula for water
Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!!The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"…
Where is your homework
Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school
School Daze
It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.The florist's son handed her a gift.…
Money For College
A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it.Mom said, "'Sure, sweetie. I'll…
Clever Professor
The rules at a particular university were such that if the professor were not present in the classroom by 15 minutes past the hour, the class…
Letter from MIT
The following is an exact transcription of a letter John Mongan received from MIT, and the reply that he sent them.Unfortunately, they chose to discontinue…
Insufficient Funds
A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!""I did? What did I tell you?"…
Putting up with Jocks
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there."Please," protested the college President, "you already make more…
Final Exam
Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas and party with some friends up there. They…
Take the Bus
When my brother was about 20 years old and going to college in Portland, Oregon, he used to call our parents in Long Beach, California every…
Growing Up
My son Mark was only 5 feet, 8 inches tall when he left for college in the fall. He worked through the Christmas holidays and didn't…
Is Hell Endothermic or Exothermic
Dr. Schlambaugh, a senior lecturer at the Chemical Engineering Department,University of Oklahoma, is known for posing questions on final exams like: "Why do airplanes fly?"In…
Blonde Test
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions.She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and…