Jokes
Blind Date
How was your blind date? a college student asked her 21 year old roommate.Terrible the roommate answered. He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce.…
A Letter From a College Student
The parents of a Northwestern student who just headed back from holiday received this letter
Talking Clock
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."What is the big brass gong and hammer…
Philosophy Professor
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and…
A young Student
A young student reported for a final examination that consisted of only true/false questions.The student took a seat in the hall, stared at the test…
A Young Man
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave…
College Students
He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high.Help! I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame.Textbook…
Correction
Deciding to take a day off from his important job, a young hot-shot broker went back to visit some of his professors at his old school.…
College Cure
Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city. One asked the other, "Your son go back to college yet?""Two…
The Local High School
The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Kelly (name…
Better Grades
Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement.He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I…
God is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of…
Blonde Test
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions.She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question…
Are You a Professional?
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."Scroll down for each answer. The…
The World's Easiest Quiz?
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?2) Which country makes Panama hats?3) From which animal do we get catgut?4) In which…