Jokes
Things Republicans Believe
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers…
Proud to Be a Democrat
A first grade teacher in the Midwest is explaining to her class that she is a Republican and how nice it is that a new Republican…
While Walking Down The Street
While walking down the street one day, a Republican head of state is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and…
A Republican
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card…
A Liberal and a Genie
A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?" The genie replied, "Yes, but only if you're feeling…
Network TV
Network TV is reported to be developing a Texas version of "Survivor," the popular TV show.Contestants must travel from Amarillo through Fort Worth, Dallas, Houston,…
Two Tough Questions
Question 1:If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,…
The Supreme Court
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas. This isn't for any religious or constitutional reason, they simply have…
An honest answer
If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.There is always one more son of a bitch than you…
A Guide to U.S. Newspapers
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.2. The New York Times is read by people who think they…
End Of An Error
1. Bush: End of an Error2. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway3. Let's Fix Democracy in this Country First4. If…
What Is Politics?
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the…
Blind Date
How was your blind date? a college student asked her 21 year old roommate.Terrible the roommate answered. He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce.…
A Letter From a College Student
The parents of a Northwestern student who just headed back from holiday received this letter
Talking Clock
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."What is the big brass gong and hammer…