Jokes
Napolean and Sardar
NAPOLEAN: "In my Dictionary there is no word called 'IMPOSSIBLE'....Sardarji: "What's the use of saying it now,you should have checked it before buying THE DICTIONARY…
Sardar PHD
Interviewar: what s ur qualification?Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY..…
Sardar Theory
Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light atnight when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day…
Sardar In Bar
Sardar at bar in New York .Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"Sardar says -…
There was a Sardarji
Kidnapping by a sardar... TOO GOOD!There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap…
Sardar writing exam
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions.He takes his seat in the Examination hall, stares at…
Sardar in Tamilnadu
One sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar.His tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and…
Sardarni Painting
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice…
Sardarji Birth
Man: Sardarji where were U born?Sardarji: Punjab .Man: Which part?Sardar: Oye What part part, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".
Sardar In China
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of…
Sardarjis wedding
Sardar: Will u marry after I dieWife : No I wiil live with my sister.Wife : Will u marry , after I die .…
India and Australia Test
n a Test between India and Australia, a fiery Lee was sending quivers down the Indian spine. The new batsman, our sardar, walked slowly to the…
Sardar Complained To His Friend
Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died> peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d…
Sardarji And His New Car
One day Sardarji was driving his new car. Suddenly, he collided with a bicycle. The accident caused much damage to the bicycle and the guy was…