Jokes
Philosophy Professor
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and…
A young Student
A young student reported for a final examination that consisted of only true/false questions.The student took a seat in the hall, stared at the test…
A Young Man
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave…
College Students
He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high.Help! I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame.Textbook…
Correction
Deciding to take a day off from his important job, a young hot-shot broker went back to visit some of his professors at his old school.…
College Cure
Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city. One asked the other, "Your son go back to college yet?""Two…
The Local High School
The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Kelly (name…
Better Grades
Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement.He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I…
God is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of…
Blonde Test
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions.She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question…
Two Sardarjis
Two Sardarjis went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their packets and started to eat them. 'You can't eat…
Sardarji with ATM
A sardar was drawing money from ATM, the sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****).…
Sardar Standing In Mirror
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.His wife asked what you are doing.He said I am seeing how I…
A Teacher Told All Students In a Class
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE…
Sardar Dhakaal Singh
Sardar Dhakaal Singh is big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that time a big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent…